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I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like

Top 22 things an Indian does after returning to India from "US". 22. Use Nope for No and Yep for

1 You spend the first two years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the nex

If it's true that girls are inclined to marry men like their fathers, it is understandable why so ma

A young and successful executive was traveling down a neighborhood street, going a bit too fast in h

There was a Packers fan with a really crappy seat at Lambeau. Looking with his binoculars, he spotte

Three women are about to be executed for crimes. One's a brunette, one's a redhead, and one's a blon

A young lawyer, starting up his private practice, was very anxious to impress potential clients.

"Do you believe in life after death?" the boss asked one of his employees. "Yes, Sir." the new r

A popular motivational speaker was entertaining his audience.

TWO OLD MEN DECIDE THEY ARE CLOSE TO THEIR LAST DAYS AND DECIDE TO HAVE A LAST NIGHT ON THE TOWN.

A woman goes to the doctor, beaten black and blue. . . . . Doctor: "What happened?" Woman

Lawyers should never ask grandmas a question if they aren't prepared for the answer. In a trial,

* Your tire gauge lets half the air in your tire when all you want is a pressure reading. * There

He who laughs last thinks slowest! Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs. Artificial

Two college basketball players were taking an important final exam. If they failed, they would be on

1. Leave Santa a note, explaining that you've moved. Include a map with unclear and hard-to-read dir

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A man walks into a bar one day and asks, "Does anyone here own that rottweiler outside?" "Yeah, I

There was once a Scotsman and an Englishman who lived next door to each other. The Scotsman owned a