I allow my dogs to eat from my dishes.... it saves me lots of work, cause none of my friends will come for dinner;-) they would rather invite me over....
I Am Kidding, ok.... ;-P
"if you don't like the heat... get out of the kitchen... but stop trying to fan the flames before you leave... it will burn you on the a** as you go through the doorway...." ME
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it made me smile...
LOL
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mai lain pa!
Yo Mamma is so Fat that when she stepped on the weighting scale, the docter said, "Ma'am I need your weight not your phone number."
I allow my dogs to eat from my dishes.... it saves me lots of work, cause none of my friends will come for dinner;-) they would rather invite me over....
I Am Kidding, ok.... ;-P
"if you don't like the heat... get out of the kitchen... but stop trying to fan the flames before you leave... it will burn you on the a** as you go through the doorway...." ME
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Why it’s nice to be a dog…
No one expects you to take a bath every day.
Your friends never expect you to pay for lunch, dinner, or anything else for that matter.
When it’s raining, you can lie around the house all day and never worry about being fired.
If it itches, you can reach it.
And, no matter what itches, no one is offended if you scratch it in
public.
You can wear a fur coat and no one thinks you’re insensitive.
If you grow hair in weird places, no one notices.
You never get in trouble for putting your head in a stranger’s lap
Having big feet is considered an asset.
If you gain weight, it’s someone else’s fault.
No one tells you to wipe your nose because it’s wet.
No matter where you live, you own the place.
Your mate never complains because you whine.
Puppy love can last
Question: What do you do if a pit bull mounts your leg?
Answer: Fake an orgasm
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“Pick the ROSE, not the THORNS"
tatay, lol
old one but nice
yucky
hahahaha ... lol ... nice one
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I'm a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I'm perfect!! !! .