DO YOU BELIEVE IN GOD??

me2smiler
By me2smiler

An Atheist Professor of Philosophy was speaking to his Class on the
Problem Science has
with GOD, the ALMIGHTY. He asked one of his New Christian Students to
stand and . . .

Professor : You are a Christian, aren't you, son ?
Student : Yes, sir.
Professor : So, you Believe in GOD ?
Student : Absolutely, sir.
Professor : Is GOD Good ?
Student : Sure.
Professor : Is GOD ALL - POWERFUL ?
Student : Yes.
Professor : My Brother died of Cancer even though he Prayed to GOD
to Heal him.
Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill.
But GOD didn't. How is this GOD good then? Hmm?
(Student was silent )

Professor : You can't answer, can you ? Let's start again, Young Fella.
Is GOD Good?
Student : Yes.
Professor : Is Satan good ?
Student : No.
Professor : Where does Satan come from ?
Student : From . . . GOD . .. .
Professor : That's right. Tell me son, is there evil in this World?
Student : Yes.
Professor : Evil is everywhere, isn't it ? And GOD did make
everything. Correct?
Student : Yes.
Professor : So who created evil ?
(Student did not answer)

Professor : Is there Sickness? Immorality? Hatred? Ugliness?
All these terrible things exist in the World, don't they?
Student : Yes, sir.
Professor : So, who Created them ?
(Student had no answer)

Professor : Science says you have 5 Senses you use to Identify and
Observe the World around you..
Tell me, son . . . Have you ever Seen GOD?
Student : No, sir.
Professor : Tell us if you have ever Heard your GOD?
Student : No , sir.
Professor : Have you ever Felt your GOD, Tasted your GOD, Smelt your GOD?
Have you ever had any Sensory Perception of GOD for that matter?
Student : No, sir. I'm afraid I haven't.
Professor : Yet you still Believe in HIM?
Student : Yes.
Professor : According to Empirical, Testable, Demonstrable Protocol,
Science says your GOD doesn't exist. What do you say
to that, son?
Student : Nothing. I only have my Faith.
Professor : Yes,Faith. And that is the Problem Science has.

Student : Professor, is there such a thing as Heat?
Professor : Yes.
Student : And is there such a thing as Cold?
Professor : Yes.
Student : No, sir. There isn't.
(The Lecture Theatre became very quiet with this turn of events )

Student : Sir, you can have Lots of Heat, even More Heat,
Superheat, Mega Heat, White Heat,
a Little Heat or No Heat.
But we don't have anything called Cold.
We can hit 458 Degrees below Zero which is No Heat,
but we can't go any further after that.
There is no such thing as Cold.
Cold is only a Word we use to describe the Absence of Heat.
We cannot Measure Cold.
Heat is Energy.
Cold is Not the Opposite of Heat, sir, just the
Absence of it.
(There was Pin-Drop Silence in the Lecture Theatre )

Student : What about Darkness, Professor? Is there such a thing as
Darkness?
Professor : Yes. What is Night if there isn't Darkness?
Student : You're wrong again, sir.
Darkness is the Absence of Something
You can have Low Light, Normal Light, Bright Light,
Flashing Light . . .
But if you have No Light constantly, you have
nothing and its called Darkness, isn't it?
In reality, Darkness isn't.
If it is, were you would be able to make Darkness
Darker, wouldn't you?
Professor : So what is the point you are making, Young Man ?
Student : Sir, my point is your Philosophical Premise is flawed.
Professor : Flawed ? Can you explain how?
Student : Sir, you are working on the Premise of Duality.
You argue there is Life and then there is Death, a
Good GOD and a Bad GOD.
You are viewing the Concept of GOD as something
finite, something we can measure.
Sir, Science can't even explain a Thought.
It uses Electricity and Magnetism, but has
never seen, much less fully understood either one.
To view Death as the Opposite of Life is to be
ignorant of the fact that
Death cannot exist as a Substantive Thing.
Death is Not the Opposite of Life: just the Absence of it.
Now tell me, Professor, do you teach your Students
that they evolved from a Monkey?
Professor : If you are referring to the Natural Evolutionary
Process, yes, of course, I do.
Student : Have you ever observed Evolution with your own eyes, sir?
(The Professor shook his head with a Smile, beginning to realize where
the Argument was going )

Student : Since no one has ever observed the Process of Evolution
at work and
Cannot even prove that this Process is an On-Going Endeavor,
Are you not teaching your Opinion, sir?
Are you not a Scientist but a Preacher?
(The Class was in Uproar )

Student : Is there anyone in the Class who has ever seen the
Professor's Brain?
(The Class broke out into Laughter )

Student : Is there anyone here who has ever heard the Professor's
Brain, Felt it, touched or Smelt it? . . .
No one appears to have done so.
So, according to the Established Rules of Empirical,
Stable, Demonstrable Protocol,
Science says that You have No Brain, sir.
With all due respect, sir, how do we then Trust your
Lectures, sir?
(The Room was Silent. The Professor stared at the Student, his face
unfathomable)

Professor : I guess you'll have to take them on Faith, son.
Student : That is it sir . . . Exactly !
The Link between Man & GOD is FAITH.
That is all that Keeps Things Alive and Moving.

NB:

That student was Albert Einstein

By Bob1• 1 Aug 2009 09:02
Rating: 4/5
Bob1

NO NO NO NO

By ashwindoke• 1 Aug 2009 09:01
ashwindoke

Whi is this not in Funnies ????

This is not religious ...

only the Tittle is used for publicity ....

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Man created religion ..not GOD... get over it guys...- FS

By ikei• 1 Aug 2009 08:57
ikei

believe in God everytime

By Miss Jen• 1 Aug 2009 08:23
Miss Jen

Nice! kawaii

The Most Exhausting Thing in Life is Being Insincere

By aftab.azam• 1 Aug 2009 06:04
aftab.azam

What ever I do believe that GOD does exist, for every thing man created run’s by some body so there is some one who running whole universe defiantly that is GOD.

By anonymous• 1 Aug 2009 05:06
Rating: 5/5
anonymous

I try to be grateful but u know as some1 once said- A proud man is seldom a grateful man, for he never thinks he gets as much as he deserves.. Same goes 4 me.

" Dont take life too seriously, you will never get out alive!!!"

By anonymous• 31 Jul 2009 23:38
anonymous

BOYCOTT, GIRLCOTT!!

By MIDO52012• 31 Jul 2009 23:34
MIDO52012

MIDO52012

By Happy Happy• 31 Jul 2009 23:16
Happy Happy

Did you know you have a mind of your own? you may find out you're smarter than "Einstein". A wise man said it, once your mind is stretched with an idea, it never regains its original dimensions.

Try this trick..:)

Salam

By Happy Happy• 31 Jul 2009 23:04
Rating: 4/5
Happy Happy

You're honest and spontaneous. Well, at least pass God a quick thank you note in times of prosperity, that would make you a grateful person..:)

Salam

By Stone Cold• 31 Jul 2009 22:00
Rating: 5/5
Stone Cold

Heard from people that after you climax, you should say al hamdullihah (not quite sure what that means). Thats all.

By RAMUJI• 31 Jul 2009 21:52
RAMUJI

As you said (sometimes you see people praying)(pray..before sex..) when did you see and whom did you see and what were you doing at that time ? How did you come to know this ? ..lolz...

By Stone Cold• 31 Jul 2009 21:18
Rating: 5/5
Stone Cold

Well sometimes you see people do, before eat..pray, before drink..pray, before work..pray, before dirve..pray..before sex..pray. before killing..pray..Must be believeing that god give strength for every activities, the good part or the bad part.

By anonymous• 31 Jul 2009 18:05
anonymous

Hmm ok QL.. Its just that I tend to believe that the trouble I keep getting myself into is of my own making and not a plot by God to help me appreciate the times of relief.

" Dont take life too seriously, you will never get out alive!!!"

By QatariLady• 31 Jul 2009 17:19
QatariLady

No sandeep.. Without trouble you wouldn't appreciate relief.

By anonymous• 31 Jul 2009 17:03
anonymous

I mean seriously. Einstein was smart enough to know there was NO god, a the fact is very well documented.

By anonymous• 31 Jul 2009 16:50
Rating: 4/5
anonymous

But QatariLady If I remember God during relief, theoretically I shudn't get into trouble.. No troubles will make life too boring..

" Dont take life too seriously, you will never get out alive!!!"

By QatariLady• 31 Jul 2009 16:41
Rating: 4/5
QatariLady

Believe in Him in times of relief, He will be with you when you're in trouble.

By anonymous• 31 Jul 2009 16:30
anonymous

BOYCOTT RELIGIOUS THREADS!!!

By anonymous• 31 Jul 2009 16:19
Rating: 3/5
anonymous

I believe in God everytime I am in trouble.

" Dont take life too seriously, you will never get out alive!!!"

By Dracula• 31 Jul 2009 16:11
Rating: 5/5
Dracula

BOYCOTT & GIRLCOTT RELIGIOUS THREADS!

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By ntropy• 31 Jul 2009 16:09
ntropy

Yep,

Unfortunately, She don't believe in me@!

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Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business.

By binod.b.np• 31 Jul 2009 11:30
binod.b.np

should every one need to believe god because god is always great :)

By Stone Cold• 31 Jul 2009 11:21
Rating: 5/5
Stone Cold

Science is just something intelligence that we do for materialistic goods. God is something we can related to faith> It has link to each other (sometimes in an illusion state). Both does not have the necessary relation with each other. Therefore to believe or not to believe is ones choice or preferences.

By Arien• 31 Jul 2009 11:03
Arien

Oh my!! its been two decades this is been on circulation my friend.

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- Listen to Many...Speak to a Few -

By baldrick2dogs• 31 Jul 2009 10:56
Rating: 5/5
baldrick2dogs

Yawn

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