Honeymoon
A young couple was spending the first night of their Honeymoon. They opened the champagne and began undressing.
When the Groom removed his socks, his new wife asked, "What's wrong with your feet? Your toes look all mangled and weird.
"I had TOLIO as a child" he answered.
"You mean POLIO?" she asked.
"No, TOLIO. The disease only affected my Toes."
When the Groom took off his pants, his bride once again asked: "What's wrong with your knees? They're all lumpy and deformed!"
"As a child, I also had KNEASLES," he explained.
"You mean MEASLES?" she asked.
"No, KNEASLES. It was a strange illness that only affected my Knees."
The new Bride had to be satisfied with this answer. As the undressing continued, her new husband at last removed his underwear.
"Don't tell me," she said. "Let me guess... SMALLCOX?"
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no, it's pea-cock dear,lol
chaud
lolz.... FUNNY!
Goood one...
Have A Great Day.....
Better to know what your are getting in advance instead of a honeymoon surprise lol lol lol very funny.
really a good one
"The best way to predict the future is to create it".
good.... nice one keep it up dude.
hehhee really better one, keeps laughing
One of the better ones..
keep em coming, that was really good :)