Egyptian English

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Reporter: Hi
Egyptian: Hello

Reporter: Do u speak English
Egyptian: Berfect

Reporter: Do u mind if I interview u
Egyptian: No, I don't have a mind

Reporter: What's your name?
Egyptian: Taha

Reporter: Sex?
Taha: I love it

Reporter: oh no, I meant male or female?
Taha (yelling): what do u sink?

Reporter: it's just for the sake of the report. Never mind...male....
Taha: yas male..and i can brove it any time u want

Reporte r: No, thanks, I'll take ur word for it...so. How do u find life here in Egypt?
Taha: Egybt..Very nice cantry..nice wezar..nice food..byramidz

Reporter : Oh well..beside the weather and the pyramids..what else do u like in ur country?
Taha: Byramids, nice wezar, nice food

Reporter: DO YOU WORK?
Taha: Yas yas..

Reporter: What do u think about the traffic problem in egypt ?
Taha : Very big broblem..very much cars..u see?..but za guvurment is trying to make it bettar..zey did za circle street and za mehwar street..and zey make all streets one way so if u go..u cant come back!!!

Reporter: What about the economic problems in Egypt ?
Taha: I do not undurstand what u say

Reporter: I mean..how do u deal with money problems in egypt ?
Taha : Egypt very rich cantry...we have alot of cotton..alot of water..and we have byramidz

Reporter: So do u make a lot of money?
Taha : No no.. it is not legal to make money..one frend I know make money at home..and he go to brizon..if u make money at home.. you will go to brizon

Reporter : let me rephrase..since Egypt is a rich country.. do u have a lot of money?
Taha: me? I ..Not a lot…..but I eat and drink Alhamdulelah?

Reporter: Then where does all the money go?
Taha: Guvurment
Reporter :ok thank you Taha
Taha : sank you.

By Turbo• 28 Feb 2009 15:55
Turbo

"a big brain"??? Scientifically thats not normal, actually its abnormal!!!

By anonymous• 28 Feb 2009 14:05
anonymous

Some of you must have real small brains. I received the text from my Egyptian colleague who has a big brain. We laughed quite some time about it. But you are making a hateful conversation out of it. You are poor monkeys.

By anonymous• 28 Feb 2009 13:59
anonymous

ya gameel gamal....

By ozgur• 28 Feb 2009 13:44
ozgur

bizza anyone ??;)

By Apple• 28 Feb 2009 13:19
Apple

BEBZI....anyone? :P

By grandkruizer• 28 Feb 2009 13:14
grandkruizer

ziz iz imbozble!

By Turbo• 28 Feb 2009 12:01
Turbo

uh... dude Amourad, in case u didnt realize, those were not spelling mistakes or poor linguistics by Voldemort!!! That really went over your head??? wow!!!

dont tell us u havent laughed over a similar joke about another nationality!!! dude, its just a joke!!! besides, incase u didnt realize, its a two-way thing; give respect and take respect!!!

By AMOURAD• 25 Feb 2009 10:20
AMOURAD

hey dude just try to keep up with me cause i'm not gonna stop, and i'll comment on each and every single thread that is insulting muslim, egyptian or arabic people, no matter how old it is.

PEACE

By AMOURAD• 25 Feb 2009 10:15
AMOURAD

I like it so much AMOURAD..that i will (b)rint it on my (b)rinter,and when I get (p)ored shitting in offi(s)e , i will (b)ass it to my (brends)...

Sure man please do that, and also show your “brends” that comment you posted, I’m sure they are gonna have a good laugh at your spelling…….

Stop embarrassing yourself man, just continue (shitting in offise) whatever that means……..

PEACE

By coolio78• 25 Feb 2009 07:45
coolio78

... our new comer Mr. Amourad has uncovered an Arab offensive joke from the QL archives again and start telling how insulting he felt...

Man amourad, don't you have something better to do, than search old jokes, and find the one suiting you and show us how insulting you felt.. etc? those jokes were read, laughed at, commented, and closed... khallas! atleast comment on the jokes you see here daily, not the ones posted a million days ago.. i mean come on, get a life!

By anonymous• 25 Feb 2009 07:31
anonymous

I like it so much AMOURAD..that i will brint it on my brinter,and when I get pored shitting in offise, i will bass it to my brends...

...Avada Kedavra..

By SAMAEL• 25 Feb 2009 06:53
Rating: 3/5
SAMAEL

____________________________

By abuimad• 24 Feb 2009 22:18
Rating: 2/5
abuimad

no offense but i have seen better Egyptian jokes

and amourad dude chill out, its a joke...

love jokes mocking languages lol.....by no means am i jacking this thread....but here goes

Chinese detective ...

A guy suspected that his wife was cheating on him, so he hired a Chinese detective... The cheapest one he could find.

This is his report:

Most honorable sir,

You leave house. I watch house. He come house. I watch. He and she leave house. I follow. He and she go hotel. I climb tree.

I look window. He kiss she. She kiss he. He strip she. She strip he. He play with she. She play with he. I play with me.

I fall off tree. I no see.

No fee,

Cheng Lee

By hyperactive• 24 Feb 2009 21:29
hyperactive

it makes me smile.....but not at all laugh. These are differences that we have to respect.

By AMOURAD• 24 Feb 2009 20:27
AMOURAD

woooooooooow hahahahahahaha hehehehehehe ohohoh, lol lmao that’s really funny, i can't stop laughing, Egyptian people are really stupid, they cant even speak English......... considering the thread poster, an Indian guy who says that his job is “milking camels” whatever that means, yea man you are freakin funny, allow me to post another one.

Indian 1:I saw Dat pair of shoes last monT in some stoW, and I Vas really confused about Vich color should I get, black or Vhite?

Indian 2:my friend get boT of Dem.

I know its not a joke, but man I don’t need to tell a joke, the way Indian people talk is already funny……… don’t you think so?

If you find that insulting you now know how I felt when I saw that thread,

Now its your turn people to comment on my post, you can choose of this responses:

1-if you cant take a joke go to the politics threads.

2-Don’t take it so seriously man.

3-You are being raciest here.

4-This is an old thread and its not fair to comment on it now.

5-Sure if you have any other ones you are most welcome to get back at me with it………

I just saw this thread now and I’m not gonna comment again so don’t expect me to answer.

I saw something I didn’t like and I said what I had in mind.

PEACE

By QaQc• 4 Sep 2008 08:19
QaQc

haha sounds like my ex-officemate!

I remember once he told while i was looking at some beaches photographs...

"Our beach is better than your beach..."

:P

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Quality dude! Quality!

By haddoc• 4 Sep 2008 08:11
haddoc

I know somebody who talk ditto. Very Eggyptian.LOL

By coolio78• 4 Sep 2008 08:00
coolio78

very typical ... :)

By Turbo• 4 Sep 2008 00:27
Turbo

the Egyptian guy sounds like some1 i kno!

hehehe

_

By anonymous• 3 Sep 2008 22:37
Rating: 2/5
anonymous

he he he he Nice..one..REporter, Good Bye,

Taha : Yala Good Boyyyyyyy

mY nEPAL

mY pRIDE

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