britey, sorry you are not qualified to be a Bollywood actor.....:(

Reasons:
1) Too Old
2) 10.5 Teeths missing from your mouth
3) Getting Bald
4) Crumpled Legs
5) Cant see properly, due to old age....:(
6) Hairy Legs and Armpits
7) Unhygienic

Sorry, please check in Tollywood or Lollywood .....:)