Pictures of stuff are really dangerous and statues are worse. I know what to do, proclaim zidane as my god and will be known be known as a zidanist of the church ZZ. I will enact blasphemy laws to persecute anyone who questions our faith and being attacking anyone who does not accept zidane as the one and only god. Pilmgrimidge will be to maracana every two years for the rio derby.

Drinking is compulsory and anyone who doesn't gets jailed