Brit was swerving all over the road and driving very badly, so he got pulled over by a cop. The cop walked up to his window and asked, MR, why are you driving so recklessly?"

Brit said, "I'm sorry sir, but wherever I go, there's always a tree in front of me and I can't seem to get away from it!"

The cop looked at him and said, "Sir, that's your air freshener!"