Tips for Great City Planning...

1. Put all the schools in one place...

2. Put all the high rises in one place...

3. Put all the markets in one place....

4. Put all the embassies in one place...

5. Make an Island that has only one way to enter and exit from...

6. then dot all the roundabouts with Malls...

7. Eradicate shops operating below any residences...

8. Put all workshops in one part of the country.... and name it Industrial Area

9. Then build public transport that doesnt link any...

10. If the public transport touches one make sure it doesnt touch the others in the list 1 to 6

11. Make sure there are no playgrounds for sports... only parks for kids...