A drunk walks into a bar and notices a banner that says "win $10,000 - ask the bartender for details".
He asks and the bartender tells him "well, you see that man at the end of the bar?". The drunk looks over and sees a huge, burley dude. the bartender says "If you can knock him out with one punch, you go to the second step...
The door right behind that big guy opens into a room containing an angry buffalo with one broken horn. If you can pick the broken horn and come out alive, you move on to step three...
Those stairs next to the door go up to an eighty year old woman’s apartment. she has never been satisfied by any man. if you can satisfy her, you win the money!"
The drunk says ok and orders a double shot of whiskey. He belts that down, walks to the end of the bar and POW! - knocks the big dude out. he orders another double, belts it down, walks to the door, steps inside and closes the door. BAM, CRASH, GROWL is all the bartender and patrons heared mmmmmmmm.. mmmmmmmmm…sound for a few minutes and then total silence. five minutes later, the drunk walks out of the room bloody, clothes shredded. He orders another double, drinks it and says
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A drunk walks into a bar and notices a banner that says "win $10,000 - ask the bartender for details".
He asks and the bartender tells him "well, you see that man at the end of the bar?". The drunk looks over and sees a huge, burley dude. the bartender says "If you can knock him out with one punch, you go to the second step...
The door right behind that big guy opens into a room containing an angry buffalo with one broken horn. If you can pick the broken horn and come out alive, you move on to step three...
Those stairs next to the door go up to an eighty year old woman’s apartment. she has never been satisfied by any man. if you can satisfy her, you win the money!"
The drunk says ok and orders a double shot of whiskey. He belts that down, walks to the end of the bar and POW! - knocks the big dude out. he orders another double, belts it down, walks to the door, steps inside and closes the door. BAM, CRASH, GROWL is all the bartender and patrons heared mmmmmmmm.. mmmmmmmmm…sound for a few minutes and then total silence. five minutes later, the drunk walks out of the room bloody, clothes shredded. He orders another double, drinks it and says
"o.k., where's that old lady with broken horn?