Mr. Britexpat and Mr. Dracula were stoning a mango tree, trying to hit down a large mango right in the top, when Mr. Dracula said to Mr. Britexpat: "I suppose the mango no ripe?"

"True," said Mr. Britexpat, "Check it out nuh."
Mr. Dracula then climbed the tree, went way to the top where the limbs were dangerously thin, felt the mango and came back down.

"It ripe," he said to Mr. Britexpat.
"We can now start throwing stones again!"
Back down the tree he went and then they began to stone the mango tree again.