My favourite is watching a program in which the sensors have only a limited grasp of English, so that they bleep out pork but let every curse word before it go through. Or that fact that a magazine bought here it full of black marker ink, but the satellite TV packages are packed full of raunchy material. And pork products slip through here all the time in the form of pork gelatin in candy, breakfast cereals, etc.. They catch some of it, but not all of it. They used to sell Lucky Charms cereal (pork in the marshmallows) before someone figured it out, and the authorities conducted what looked like a drug raid on Megamart.

But then hypocrisy is funny sometimes.