"Cash, check or charge?" the cashier asked, after folding the items Mrs. Britexpat wished to purchase.
As she fumbled for her wallet, the cashier noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse.
"So, do you always carry your TV remote?" the cashier asked.
"No," she replied, "but my husband refused to come shopping with me, and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally."