You are a Desi if you fulfill most of these-

•You use grocery bags to hold garbage.
•You leave your shoes at the door.
•You curse yourself for buying a ticket if nobody checks it.
•You have a drawer full of old pens, most of which don’t write anymore.
•You use coke cans/ refined oil containers/ paint or distemper boxes in toilets.
•You keep used batteries, and keep checking them time & again if they work.
•You keep most of your money in a savings account.
•You never give a tip.
•Your can’t resist spitting on the sidewalk.
•You’ve been in a bus where half the people riding are outside the bus.
•Experiencing 20 power blackouts in a single day doesn’t faze you.
•You pronounce ‘very’ in the same way as ‘wary’.
•You can never dream of actually buying a software.
•You majored in engineering or medicine but mind to us it.