BETHLEHEM -- It was rumored today that an unmarried couple from Nazareth stopped in a manger owned by britexpat , a notorious local slumlord, and a baby was born.
"There was no running water, and the place was filled with straw," commented local public health inspector: Chocoholic . "We even found a donkey inside!"
"The mother gave birth under extremely questionable circumstances," offered Ukengqatar. "She claims to have been a virgin."
Three Kings from the Orient were caught on the outskirts of Bethlehem by the Border Patrol, carrying illegal contraband. "We caught them red-handed with frankincense and myrrh," explained an official with the Border Patrol. "And they didn't have any papers."
BETHLEHEM -- It was rumored today that an unmarried couple from Nazareth stopped in a manger owned by britexpat , a notorious local slumlord, and a baby was born.
"There was no running water, and the place was filled with straw," commented local public health inspector: Chocoholic . "We even found a donkey inside!"
"The mother gave birth under extremely questionable circumstances," offered Ukengqatar. "She claims to have been a virgin."
Three Kings from the Orient were caught on the outskirts of Bethlehem by the Border Patrol, carrying illegal contraband. "We caught them red-handed with frankincense and myrrh," explained an official with the Border Patrol. "And they didn't have any papers."
The Kings were promptly arrested and deported .