Brit and Colt were playing golf.
They were slowed down by two women playing in front of them.

Colt said: "I'll walk up to them and tell them to hurry up." When he returned he said: "I have a problem, one of the women is my wife and the other one is my mistress."

Brit said: "I'll walk up to them and hurry them up."

He came back and said: " We both have the same problem.”