Mr.M, here is what I say:
1.that would be nice but that's supposed to be normal basic hygiene.
2. ok
3. no normal husband would do that.
4. NO....better he be honest
5. Fake smile...no thanks.
real smile..would come naturally if he is happy
6. No thank you or sorry needed. Gestures speak more than words.
7. Lol....he should be knowing that
8. ok
9. Lol but ok
10. He already is :-))