AUDI : Another Ugly Deutsche Invention
BUICK-Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer
BMW : Broke My Wallet & Brutal Money Waster
CADILLAC-Company Asking Dealers If Local Lawyers Are Calling
DAEWOO-Damn All Engines With Oriental Operations
DODGE-Dear Old Dad's Garbage Engine
FORD : Fast Only Rolling Downhill(Found On Road Dead)
FIAT-Fix It Again Tony(Found In A Trashcan)
GMC-Greatest Mistake Created
KIA - Korean Industrial Accident
MITSUBISHI - Manufactured In Taiwan Sold Under British Influence Shipped Here Incomplete
NISSAN -Need I Say Something About Nothing
SAAB : Shape Appears Ass-Backwards
SUBARU : Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually
CHEVROLET = Can Hear Every Valve Rattle On Long Extended Trips
MOPAR = Move Over People Are Racing
MERCEDES = Massively Expensive Rolling Chassis Espousing Downright Ego-centric Snobs
HONDA -Had One, Never Did Again
LAMBORGHINI - Loser Always Maintains Big Old Rotten Gunk; Hardly Inflates Nobody's Image