Picture 1: Stop eating those (offensive) cakes, dear...you've been putting a lot of wieght lately.

Picture 2: where is that smell coming from? Is that you, sister?

Picture 3: My master forgot where he placed that bottle opener again.

Picture 4: preparing for milk bath?

Picture 5: electric blanket not working...

Picture 6: you look weird, man ;P

Picture 7: got a short bed for long limbs?

Picture 8: You fall, You're a goner...

Picture 9: "Don't make me angry...you won't like me when I'm angry..."