britexpat...

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An englishman an irishman and a scotsman were in the sweltering desert
walking around looking desperatly for something to eat and drink, when, as if out of nowhere, a camel appeared.
The englishman caught the camel and spluttered "I support Liverpool, so I suppose I better eat the liver."
The scotsman immediately shouted, "Well I support Hearts so I'll eat the heart."
And then the rather mentally challenged irishman said, "I support Arsenal, but I don't feel hungry any more."