"From your questions and the way you write I am having a hard time believing that you are a married woman, over 26. tell the truth now, are you just yanking our chains?"

and

"no, I have never cheated. also, I am not a child to be writing like an uneducated schoolboy and I only wrote this way to make the point that you seem to be a very silly and childish woman who is making this story up to get attention."