Musings for you Doc

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Kids in the back seat cause accidents; accidents in the back seat cause kids.

Two wrongs don't make a right, but two Wrights made an airplane.

It's not the pace of life that concerns me, it's the sudden stop at the end.

If God wanted me to touch my toes, he would have put them on my knees.

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive, anyway.

There are two kinds of pedestrians. .. the quick and the dead

It's not hard to meet expenses... they're everywhere.

Everyone has a photographic memory; it's just that some of us are out of film.