that causes "big problems"...nyehehehehe

Seriously, back in my country we do have that kind of joke that goes like this:

POOR PEOPLE : "asthma"
RICH PEOPLE : hyperventilating

RICH: skin allergies or skin asthma
POOR: scabies

POOR: ULCER
RICH : HYPERACIDITY

POOR: HEART ATTACK
RICH: STROKE

POOR: other woman (tagalog: kabit /spanish: querida)
RICH: MISTRESS

hehehehehe ;P