This is how it works:

This is the real deal. Try ignoring it, and the first thing you'll notice is having a horrible day starting tomorrow morning . . . and it only gets worse from there.
You will eventually die, so will your parents and children...

If you read it, you will be very happy.

Remember to only read YOUR zodiac, don't read the others

ARIES
You're the best person in the world, all the others are idiots...

TAURUS
You're the best person in the world, all the others are idiots...

GEMINI
You're the best person in the world, all the others are idiots...

CANCER
You're the best person in the world, all the others are idiots...

LEO
You're the best person in the world, all the others are idiots...

VIRGO
You're the best person in the world, all the others are idiots...

LIBRA
You're the best person in the world, all the others are idiots...

SCORPIO
You're the best person in the world, all the others are idiots...

SAGITTARIUS
You're the best person in the world, all the others are idiots...

CAPRICORN
You're the best person in the world, all the others are idiots...

AQUARIUS
You're the best person in the world, all the others are idiots...

PISCES
You're the best person in the world, all the others are idiots...