"Look, in our country, we don't think it's okay to put royals on trial. The royal family is off limits. It's against our cultural ethos" -- instead of going through the motions of a proper trial and coming out with THIS ridiculous verdict.

I'm curious to know which medications he was on, because the ones he was taking must have "cause unprovoked bouts of sadistic violence against third country nationals" listed as a side effect on their labels.
Probably should avoid prescribing that cocktail of meds to future patients...or maybe MORE folks should take them and try using the sheikh's defense as their own when they later beat the crap out of some unsuspecting person and get charged with it.

"If you're looking for sympathy, you'll find it between sh*t and syphilis in the dictionary."
- David Sedaris