monu sonu, last time you said you are from Tuvalu Island.. overnight you became American. how?

I have an idea how you can get the ticket..

Just go into your master bedroom.. you would see a guy sleeping on the bed.. a very tired guy.. just wake him up and ask him.. "Hey Bono, I am fed up with net surfing till 1.33am everyday, people at QL have started making fun of me that I am not a happily married woman, so give me a ticket for Tuvalu, I am going to maika".. That poor fellow, your hubby hubby won't waste a second and get you the air ticket to Tuvalu via Madagascar.