lol...cant pick one as best....all are best....:)

for 29 remember we used to say this in our college days (its in Hindi):

Achchi piyo kharaab piyo, jab bhi piyo sharaab piyo, doodh peena mana hai.

(Drink good drink bad, always drink alcohol, drinking milk is prohibited)

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