Two friends were in a bar when one pulled out a cigar. He didn't have a lighter, so he asked his friend if he had one. 'I sure do,' he replied while he reached into his jacket and pulled out a 12-inch Bic lighter. 'Wow!' said his friend, 'Where did you get that cool monster lighter?'
'I got it from my genie.'
'You have a genie?'
'Yes I do, right here in my jacket pocket.'
'Could I see him?'
He uncorks a bottle he pulls from his pocket and out pops a genie. The friend asks the genie, 'Since, I'm a good friend of your master, will you grant me one wish?'
'Yes I will', the genie replies.
The friend then asks the genie ‘please give me a million bucks’. The genie hops back into the bottle and leaves him standing there, waiting for his million bucks. Suddenly, the door crashes open and the sound of a million ducks storming into the bar is heard. The bar rapidly fills with loud quacking ducks.
The friend yells to his buddy, 'I asked for a million bucks, not a million ducks!'
He yells back, 'I forgot to tell you this, but I suspect that my genie is bit hard of hearing. Do you really think I asked him for a 12 inch Bic?!?!'