Once at Columbus Cafe in Landmark I saw a table full of smokers, just puffing away, and it was genuinely bothering my table mates and me.
I got up and said something to one of the workers behind the counter...and then a few minutes later, one of the smokers got up and went behind the counter too.

He was the manager!

"Most plain girls are virtuous because of the scarcity of opportunity to be otherwise."
-- Maya Angelou