Beer that hails from the UK, or the entire island, is rubbish.

There is a good reason for English Soccer Hooligans being notorious, it is because they are used to low percentage alcohol beer and as soon as they cross the Channel, they get confronted with real beer. This is what makes them go mad. Hence, British hooligans do not riot because of soccer, but because they are upset because they never knew beer tasted that good, and this pisses them off.

Guinness, Coca Cola with beer taste, made it across the Channel. The rest... sewage water.

British people, there is a good reason why the masses drink Becks, Heineken, Stella, Fosters - because it is REAL QUALITY BEER.