Yes folks, I'm keeping these clean, not to sure what I can post and not post....EH!
Two sailors had been stranded on a small life boat, floating for two weeks on an open ocean when they happened upon a genie bottle.
One of the guys reaches over the side of the boat and grabs the genie bottle and brings it aboard. With curious eyes, they looked at each other and the first guy says to the other “Give it a rub and see what happens.”
The guy rubs the genie bottle and “POOF” out pops a genie. The genie says “I’m not a rich genie but I can grant you guys one wish, what would you like.”
After a moment of silence, one of the guys boisterously says “I want you to turn this ocean of salt water into beer.” “POOF”, the ocean is now beer and the genie disappears into thin air.
The second guy jumps up, punches his partner in the face and screams “What the hell did you do that for, now we have to piss in the boat.”
Yes folks, I'm keeping these clean, not to sure what I can post and not post....EH!
Two sailors had been stranded on a small life boat, floating for two weeks on an open ocean when they happened upon a genie bottle.
One of the guys reaches over the side of the boat and grabs the genie bottle and brings it aboard. With curious eyes, they looked at each other and the first guy says to the other “Give it a rub and see what happens.”
The guy rubs the genie bottle and “POOF” out pops a genie. The genie says “I’m not a rich genie but I can grant you guys one wish, what would you like.”
After a moment of silence, one of the guys boisterously says “I want you to turn this ocean of salt water into beer.” “POOF”, the ocean is now beer and the genie disappears into thin air.
The second guy jumps up, punches his partner in the face and screams “What the hell did you do that for, now we have to piss in the boat.”