Gypsy your mistake is he's only been here two months which is not long enough for a single guy to realise he's got to suspend every hormone in his body for the duration or he'll go totally insane. Maybe 6 months from now he'll have been sufficiently neutered by the Doha Abbey.

Still, all this poetry via SMS? PATHETIC. The poems I wrote when courting my wife, handwritten!

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A wise young crackpot knows no fear - Ian Dury.