I have a fixed answer when asked about how much I make:

Q. “How much money do you make?”
A. Well enough.

Q. “something like QRXXXXXX/mo?”
A. something around that amount.

Q. “something like QRYYYYYY/mo?”
A. something around that amount.

Q. “something like QRZZZZZZ/mo?”
A. something around that amount.

Q. “something like QR1,000,000/mo?”
A. something around that amount.

Q. “something like QR100,000,000/mo?”
A. something around that amount.

Q. “something like QR10/mo?”
A. something around that amount.

Q. “!#$%^&* you.”
A. Thanks.