They clear their throats with volume.
They spit with volume
They wobble their heads all the time - tried kissing moving lips?
They smell of very cheap after shave
They work as T boys.
Those who drive, drive a Corolla or a bus. Not sexy.
They aint allowed in Malls at weekends.

Thats it! Hic! Back to the gin! Yippeeeeeeeeeeeeee!