no details, thus marketing droid lies

releasing the story allows qtel to have shoddy service all through april, with the excuse that they're making improvements. the improvements aren't specified, and don't exist.

I suspect this ruse was invented after several drinks at the irish harp and hastily scrawled onto the back of a fag packet. "Heh. Dave, you'll love this idea. Pure evil. The boss will fecking love it."