A priest was visiting his friend in another parish and as they were sitting down to dinner, the resident housekeeper, who happened to be really gorgeous came in to serve them.
During dinner, the priest turned to his friend and asked him if he and the housekeeper were having a relationship.
His friend assured him, that although she is very beautiful, he kept to his chastity vows.
A few days fter the friend left back to his own parish, the housekeeper came to the resident priest and mentioned that the soup ladel had disappeared, and she could only think that his friend has taken it.
The resident priest, feeling very sad that his friend might have stolen the soup ladel, wrote him a letter which went like this.
Dear Friend
It would seem as though the parish's soup ladel has disappeard, now I am not saying you did take it, and I am not saying to didn't its just strange that it happened to go missing after your visit.
A few days later, he received his reply.
Dear Friend
It would seem like you have not being keeping your vows with regards to your pretty housekeeper... Now I am not saying you are, and I am not saying you aren't, but if you were sleeping in your own bed, you would have found the soup ladel by now:-)
"if you don't like the heat... get out of the kitchen... but stop trying to fan the flames before you leave... it will burn you on the a** as you go through the doorway...." ME
its especially for RP though;-)
A priest was visiting his friend in another parish and as they were sitting down to dinner, the resident housekeeper, who happened to be really gorgeous came in to serve them.
During dinner, the priest turned to his friend and asked him if he and the housekeeper were having a relationship.
His friend assured him, that although she is very beautiful, he kept to his chastity vows.
A few days fter the friend left back to his own parish, the housekeeper came to the resident priest and mentioned that the soup ladel had disappeared, and she could only think that his friend has taken it.
The resident priest, feeling very sad that his friend might have stolen the soup ladel, wrote him a letter which went like this.
Dear Friend
It would seem as though the parish's soup ladel has disappeard, now I am not saying you did take it, and I am not saying to didn't its just strange that it happened to go missing after your visit.
A few days later, he received his reply.
Dear Friend
It would seem like you have not being keeping your vows with regards to your pretty housekeeper... Now I am not saying you are, and I am not saying you aren't, but if you were sleeping in your own bed, you would have found the soup ladel by now:-)
"if you don't like the heat... get out of the kitchen... but stop trying to fan the flames before you leave... it will burn you on the a** as you go through the doorway...." ME
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