Teacher was busy with teaching the kids the alphabet, when little Johnny puts up his hand to ask to go to the toilet. Teacher said that first he had to recite the whole alphabet.

So Johnny obliges with a - z, skipping the letter p...

Very good Johnny, said the teacher, exepct where's the P, Johnny?

That would be running down my leg, he replied;-)

"if you don't like the heat... get out of the kitchen... but stop trying to fan the flames before you leave... it will burn you on the a** as you go through the doorway...." ME

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