Its official the Official guide to flying on QA for business and first class passengers covers breaking wind. QA recognises the need to fart in flight but feels that it is really not acceptable to do so in First or Business. They therefore feel that passengers in First and Business wishing to break wind should slowly walk backwards towards economy and upon arrival in Economy - let rip. The thinking behind this brilliant advice is that Economy passengers stink in any case. Brilliant! Well done QA!

Wheres the trolley - hic! Yipppeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!