once at a conference of all nations naval admirals were sitting around a table and boasting....
the american naval admiral said to one of his soldier "officer, jump into the sea and swim 2 rounds around this ship and report immediately.." the officer replied "ay ay sir " and did accordingly, then the american admiral proudly said to his counterparts you see the guts of an american soldier"
the russian got furious, called his soldier and told him to swim 5 rounds, and so the soldier did. then he boasted, "you see the guts of a russian soldier.
the indian admiral frustrated, called his soldier and told him to swim 10 rounds round the ship, to which the indian soldier replied, "FCUK you, do it yourself"
the indian admiral said to his counterparts... "now, this is GUTS."