i really like the maths one and the "oh my god Sam died"
I shall tell you two. Well this one i was told when i was 14 yrs..what is the difference between a woman and a bicyle.
Woman: You climb on it first then you push Bicycle: You push it first then climb on it.
3 men apperaed in front of St Peter.
St P: How many times did u commit adultery? 1st man: one time St P: Ok. Run around this large field of thorns one time and then ennter paradise
ST P to 2nd man. Same question 2nd man: 2 times was the answer St P; run around 2 times then enter paradise.
St P: where this the 3rd man? cant see him.
1st man yelled. I saw him running around the fields many times why you were talking to me.
i really like the maths one and the "oh my god Sam died"
I shall tell you two. Well this one i was told when i was 14 yrs..what is the difference between a woman and a bicyle.
Woman: You climb on it first then you push
Bicycle: You push it first then climb on it.
3 men apperaed in front of St Peter.
St P: How many times did u commit adultery?
1st man: one time
St P: Ok. Run around this large field of thorns one time and then ennter paradise
ST P to 2nd man. Same question
2nd man: 2 times was the answer
St P; run around 2 times then enter paradise.
St P: where this the 3rd man? cant see him.
1st man yelled. I saw him running around the fields many times why you were talking to me.