"There was a man here earlier to see you."
"Did he have a bill?"
"No, he had a regular nose."

Customer: Could you please call me a cab?
Clerk: OK... "You're a cab."

Student #1: Great news... the professor said we were having a test today, rain or shine.
Student #2: What's so great about that?
Student #1: It's snowing !

hehehe...

"If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried."