An Ode to Fatties stuck in their cars!

I am in a Qatar state of mind,
Long black hair and a huge behind,
I drive to the shops for I am a slob,
To buy yet more doughnuts to shove in my gob.

I honk my car horn until they come out,
With tonics galore to help cure my gout,
I give them no tip for this is their job,
To pander the needs of a great big fat slob.

Wordsworth 1896

Hic and yippeeeeeeeeeeeeee - anuvva great ODE! I deserve a Gin!