Have worked in at least three different hemispheres
Flown on at least 10 different airlines
Use a small holdall for your entire luggage
Be bored with air travel
Know everyone who's ever been contracting for the last 10 years
Wear an imitation Rolex watch
Never be seen in an "I’ve been to Saudi" tee shirt
Get on well with the boss
Take a tourist under your wing
Always try to fiddle the expenses
Lay down a brew on the first day
Get pissed on the first night - somehow
Reminisce over "the good old days of contracting"
Have a mega-tan
Have a negligible bank account
Have an understanding wife/divorce
Have a £100,000 house
Have a wallet full of credit cards, car hire cards, etc.
Been blown up at least once
Wear ray ban sunglasses - permanently
Arrive at airport after "last call" announced
Enter airport pissed - both ways
Have a 90 page passport
Have the taxman chasing you