A romanian walks into a grocery store with a notebook.
"Do you have sausage?"
"No." He makes a note.
"Bread?"
"No." He makes another note.
"20 years ago, they would have shot you for making notes like that," says a woman waiting in line.
"No bullets either," he writes.

Under communism we had money but there was nothing to buy, now we have no money and there is lots to buy