Argelico F u c k s, Brazilian footballer

D i c k A s s man (properly pronounced "assmun"). Canadian service station owner whose name propelled him to international celebrity status in 1995.

Lucious P u s e y - Linebacker for Eastern Illinois University, legally changed his name to Lucious Seymour.[57].
P e n i s t o n Lamb, 1st Viscount Melbourne, British baronet.
Seymour C o c k s, British politician.

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