Those who sit on the lap and demand money are Enuches (spelling?) and they are beggars. This is a sure shot trick to get money. They even threaten you to show 'something' by lifting up their skirt or petticoat. (Mod: Please don't delete my comment as it is the naked truth) Never know what exactly they are trying to show but I know people used to get so terrified by their acts that nobody dares to take panga with them and let them go with some little money.

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