I have been drinking for more than 10 years. One would think I would have noticed the little secret on my bottle that was staring me right in the face the whole time. I didn't and I bet you probably haven't either.
Quick question, what side of your bed is your bottle? If you are anything like me, you probably can't remember right away. My solution is to uncomfortably stick my head out the pillow, strain my neck and look down. If you don't do this in your own bed you definitely have done it in a rented or hotel room.
Well ladies and gentlemen, I'm going to share with you my little secret so you will no longer look like drunker Bacchus on your way to the night bar or put your neck at risk of uncomforted or injury.
If you look at your beer bottle, you will see a small icon of malt. The handle of the bottle will extend out on either the left or right side of the mouth. If your bottle is on the left, the mouth will be on the left. If your bottle is on the right, the mouth will be on the right (see photo above). It is that simple!
I don't know how drunk you feel right now but when I found out this evening I felt cheated!
Why don't the beer-dealers share such important information with alcohol buyers?
I don't understand why this isn't in the drinkers Ed manual? I don't get why any drinker I have ever been too or know has even thought of mentioning this to me? The only possible explanation can be that all these people probably don't even drink!
Go out and share the worlds best kept beer secret with your friends as this is information is way too important to be kept secret.
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I have been drinking for more than 10 years. One would think I would have noticed the little secret on my bottle that was staring me right in the face the whole time. I didn't and I bet you probably haven't either.
Quick question, what side of your bed is your bottle? If you are anything like me, you probably can't remember right away. My solution is to uncomfortably stick my head out the pillow, strain my neck and look down. If you don't do this in your own bed you definitely have done it in a rented or hotel room.
Well ladies and gentlemen, I'm going to share with you my little secret so you will no longer look like drunker Bacchus on your way to the night bar or put your neck at risk of uncomforted or injury.
If you look at your beer bottle, you will see a small icon of malt. The handle of the bottle will extend out on either the left or right side of the mouth. If your bottle is on the left, the mouth will be on the left. If your bottle is on the right, the mouth will be on the right (see photo above). It is that simple!
I don't know how drunk you feel right now but when I found out this evening I felt cheated!
Why don't the beer-dealers share such important information with alcohol buyers?
I don't understand why this isn't in the drinkers Ed manual? I don't get why any drinker I have ever been too or know has even thought of mentioning this to me? The only possible explanation can be that all these people probably don't even drink!
Go out and share the worlds best kept beer secret with your friends as this is information is way too important to be kept secret.