.Original Song Title: "Genie In A Bottle"
Original Performer: Christina Aguilera

Parody Song Title: "Pee Pee In A Bottle"
Parody Written by: Jeff Reuben

."If you wanna play for me, there's a test you'll have to face
Now go pee pee in a bottle, and find out what drugs you take
If you wanna play for me, need to know that you're not juiced
I see your body mass increasin (oh yeah) gotta know what you use

Gotta pee pee in a bottle, Barry
Wanna know what you took, Giambi
Gotta pee pee in a bottle, Gary
Come, come, come on and let it out"

Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.