OK, try then somthing short...like phone calls!

I personally don't have a problem with talking while on the toilet or talking with someone else while they're on the toilet, but it's kind of annoying when a person doing this is making straining sounds, grunting sounds, and magnifies the relief "ahhhh" sound after the plop plop fizz fizz.
Those things I can do without - most phone have mute capability - people should use it.

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