Well Canarybird, shall I send you over a copy of the Oxford English Dictionary-or Webster's, your choice- and the latest version of "Grammar for the Busy Person'? 

Though I do like the idea of a chastising club...What do you think, could we all get together once a week and criticize each other for our failings and perceived short-comings.  It would be very comfortable, sort of like living with my ex-fiance again...